I'm sittin' at Maiko Beach next to a plastic bag of empty cans at a farewell party, cause as is common in my profession, which is the instruction of the youth of Japan in the foreign ways, the industry sees a lot of seasonal turnover. The guy next to me is trying to get rid of some old stuff he's got kicking around, and he knows I'm into Nintendo from my incessant Facebook posts constantly parading around my old-ass Famicom gets.