All N-Sider articles

Behold, ye olden days—a bunch of teenagers scrounging to write content in a paleolithic internet. Some of this stuff is pretty good, much may be inaccurate or ignorant, but we present it here nonetheless as a relic of the times.

1. 

   Memory Leak Lane: Mario Miscellany

   1. Amber Ahlborn

   May 23, 2012

   Mario's done a bit of everything. Some say he's overused, but how can you complain when it's all so good?
2. 

   Memory Leak Lane: The fog of war

   1. Amber Ahlborn

   May 21, 2012

   Keep your first-person shooters, I'll take the third-person route. Lets go blast some robots and bugs!
3. 

   Memory Leak Lane: Off to the races

   1. Amber Ahlborn

   Apr 25, 2012

   I own more racing games for the N64 than any other system, and I just played all of them. Which ones still place first?
4. 

   Memory Leak Lane: Adventure time!

   1. Amber Ahlborn

   Mar 23, 2012

   The last of the SNES titles go for a spin, but last doesn't mean least. Almost time to warm up the N64...
5. 

   Memory Leak Lane: Mario Mania

   1. Amber Ahlborn

   Feb 20, 2012

   More nonsense about old games coming from a nostalgia overload.
6. 

   Memory Leak Lane: When foxes flew and real men were robots

   1. Amber Ahlborn

   Feb 2, 2012

   A scattering of thoughts are shared after old games are played.

7. Just what the heck is Freakyforms?

   1. Mattie Behrens

   Nov 15, 2011
8. 

   The magical Super Potato retro Famicom grab bag! 3rd Strike

   1. Brandon Daiker

   Nov 8, 2011

   Ten random Famicom games, ten little bits of history, ten incoherent declarations of quality or crappiness.
9. 

   Go Vacation, through a nine-year-old's eyes

   1. Mattie Behrens

   Nov 7, 2011

   Apparently this game resonates with nine-year-old girls. Thankfully, we have access to one who likes to write reviews.
10. 

    Othering M: Looking back at the most divisive of Metroids

    1. Amber Ahlborn

    Oct 9, 2011

    Other M has become infamous for its portrayal of hero Samus Aran. But where does Other M's gunship veer off-course?
11. 

    Atsumete! Kirby is a mass attack of joy

    1. Mattie Behrens

    Sep 8, 2011

    To save 1½ months of agonizing waiting, I played the Japanese version of Kirby Mass Attack. Wise decision.

12. Donkey Kong Cited for Intrusive, Frequent Raps

    1. Brandon Daiker
    2. Cory Faller

    Aug 27, 2011
13. 

    What's in a Super Potato Grab Bag? 2nd Edition

    1. Brandon Daiker

    Aug 15, 2011

    Brandon buys another random assortment of ten Famicom games and delivers photographic proof!
14. 

    How exotic! I'm Kid Dracula! (Famicom)

    1. Brandon Daiker

    Aug 1, 2011

    Mini-Dracula braves a menagerie of grotesqueries to save his lonely castle! He is small! This terrible creature!
15. 

    How exotic! For the Frog the Bell Tolls (Game Boy)

    1. Brandon Daiker

    Jul 11, 2011

    This Game Boy predecessor to Link's Awakening is finally playable in English. But does the bell toll for IT?!
16. 

    Mysterious curiosities of the Famicom Disk System

    1. Brandon Daiker

    Jul 8, 2011

    1986, yellow plastic disks, enhanced sound and failing disk drive belts. The elusive, mysterious Famicom Disk System!

17. Wii Uh Oh

    1. Glen Bayer

    Jul 4, 2011
18. 

    Review: Ocarina of Time 3D is a classic made classic-er

    1. Cory Faller

    Jun 29, 2011

    The Zelda from which all others were cut returns to the limelight, and shows why it's so relentlessly sought after.

19. Elephantine AR monstrosity now assaulting Japanese homes

    1. Brandon Daiker

    Jun 21, 2011
20. 

    You might not understand the Wii U

    1. Cory Faller

    Jun 15, 2011

    But it's okay it's probably not your fault. Come, have a seat and I will feed you some truth.