Review: Dead or Alive will make you feel funny
- Brandon Daiker
Lots of pretty ladies in various states of undress come to Nintendo's 3DS in a button-mashing chest fest.
Behold, ye olden days—a bunch of teenagers scrounging to write content in a paleolithic internet. Some of this stuff is pretty good, much may be inaccurate or ignorant, but we present it here nonetheless as a relic of the times.